May 13, 2011

Pole Dancing to Replace Pole Vaulting

It’s Official! The National Olympic Committee announced plans to replace the 150 year old sport citing, unless those assholes can hammer throw themselves over a crossbar in hooker heels, they no longer have an interest in the track and field sport.




Committee board member, Dudley Houston agreed, “I don’t remember there being a pole at the last supper, but hey if it’s ok with JC, then it’s okay with us!”



Pole dancing has evolved and has become a well loved national sport. Now, Pole Dancing for Jesus classes are being offered. Soon pole dancing for tykes! Why not share this wonderful experience with the world!? The 6 metres club will now be known as the 6 inch metres club!