Pole Dancing to Replace Pole Vaulting

It’s Official! The National Olympic Committee announced plans to replace the 150 year old sport citing, unless those assholes can hammer throw themselves over a crossbar in hooker heels, they no longer have an interest in the track and field sport.




Committee board member, Dudley Houston agreed, “I don’t remember there being a pole at the last supper, but hey if it’s ok with JC, then it’s okay with us!”



Pole dancing has evolved and has become a well loved national sport. Now, Pole Dancing for Jesus classes are being offered. Soon pole dancing for tykes! Why not share this wonderful experience with the world!? The 6 metres club will now be known as the 6 inch metres club!