Today we launched a new line of greeting cards entitled, 'It's Complicated'. In an effort to supply public demands, Pueriles Score now offers words of encouragement for the friend or family member with 'mixed feelings'. This is for those poor, confused souls who want to express a hint of sentiment without feeling like a dick, because the rest of the world my care, but you have your personal reasons for not giving a fuck.
Now you have a chance to say what it is you've been holding onto, but just didn't have the balls to express it. Perhaps the timing was all wrong. Maybe, the right opportunity presented itself and the lines you rehearsed, escaped you. We understands that offering condolences to an asshole is a difficult feat to face. Don't worry, you are no longer alone. The world is full of wonderful creatures like you. We know you have a good heart. You're just a little upset over that dipshit who ruined some part of your life and is still alive because the Lord failed to duct tape their mouth, put them in the front seat of a semi and set it on fire. So now your stuck celebrating another birthday with this pissant.
Puerile Score is setting a new standard in communicating mixed feelings. Here is sample of our new line:
It's complicated greeting cards
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