Jul 21, 2010

This Just In:


Secret Service and Homeland Security had to shut down the White House in an effort to locate the President's missing pack of Kool 100 lights. "Where's my smokes!?!" was all they heard screeching from the oval office.
***UPDATE****
Since this last post, we have just been given the 20 on the smokes.
The Kools were safely tucked away in the freezer.

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