Google: Honesty is Our Policy

We love Google for many reasons; finding a great restaurant, getting directions to the new neighborhood brothel, background checks on a potential mate, etc. One of the great features of Google, that I’m always excited about, if I misspell a word Google doesn’t hesitate to correct me.


Google is like a best friend who gives it to you straight. No bullshit. How could you not love a friend like that? Just the other day, I consulted my human friend as to which suit I should wear to an interview. She wasn’t much help at all. At which point, I had to turn to Google for answers.


Google provided an endless list of how to dress for success, not to mention a bevy of articles on how to interview like a pro! Being a woman of color, I have to stand out. First impressions are everything!


Well, I didn’t get the job. I tried following up with previous employers and staffing agents for help to no avail. So like always, I turn to Google for answers in hopes that it will provide this Arizona native some insight. And as always Google keeps it real.

6 Things You Should Never Say to a Lesbian

1. You're a dick
2. Should I take the weenies out of the Franco beans & weenies?
3. Is there an app for that?
4. Who is Jeremy?
5. Is it always sunny in Vagina, I mean Virginia, I mean Colorado?
6. You're a lesbian? Really? Really? Really? For reals?

Bullwash: The Bullshit Eliminator

The Bullshit Eliminator: Bullwash

Tired of hearing bullshit with your Duck a L’Orange?
Irritated for sending your poached salmon with black truffles back because it came with a side order of horseshit?
Not in the mood for a Tiger Woods press conference apology?
Wish your date respected the sensational art of STFU?


Not only does Bullwash remove harsh enzymes that produce diarrhea of the mouth, it also freshens your breath! Bullwash is medically designed to de-bullshit your date for up to 4 hours! And for overnight booty calls, try extra strength Bullwash with a time release formula.

Bullwash annihilates oral bacteria to prevent crap from seeping from the orifices of the mouth, thus killing the mouth dandruff that forms lies, horseshit and other acne of the tongue.