The Bullshit Eliminator: BullwashTired of hearing bullshit with your Duck a L’Orange?
Irritated for sending your poached salmon with black truffles back because it came with a side order of horseshit?
Not in the mood for a Tiger Woods press conference apology?
Wish your date respected the sensational art of STFU?
Not only does Bullwash remove harsh enzymes that produce diarrhea of the mouth, it also freshens your breath! Bullwash is medically designed to de-bullshit your date for up to 4 hours! And for overnight booty calls, try extra strength Bullwash with a time release formula.
Bullwash annihilates oral bacteria to prevent crap from seeping from the orifices of the mouth, thus killing the mouth dandruff that forms lies, horseshit and other acne of the tongue.
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